Once again I return to hell, but this time I am late. As I enter the classroom I see that the room is dark and I immediately know it's lecture time. The desks are no longer in groups but in rows; I move to the back and sit in the corner. Coach then begins his presentation on civil liberties and rights (completely different things he stresses). About half the class has some sort of drink on their desk, the majority being soft drinks, but water bottles are present too. The class begins off slow, with coach lecturing and everyone taking notes. Headphones and curly hair are on their phones. Everest is talking to black shirt but soon asks a question. As coach answers, galaxy shirt and green shirt start to talk to each other. Coach then moves on and everyone but headphones and curly hair is taking notes. A small burst of laughter comes from galaxy and green shirt as coach talks about amendments, but he ignores this and starts to quiz the class; nothing but mumbles are the reply to his question. During this time Everest starts to tap his pen and talk to country girl. Coach then moves on and the class starts to laugh at the current slide: the Lemon v. Kurtzman case. Coach makes a joke that depending if you knew Spanish or not, you could pronounce Lemon as lee-man or just lemon, causing a flurry of jokes and comments. After this settles down coach talks about the case but galaxy and green shirt are off talking about something else. Green shirt then turns around and makes a face at sweatpants, who then points at himself with a look, green shirt shakes her head and turns around to talk to galaxy shirt again, leaving sweatpants confused. Coach then tries to quiz the class again and everyone kinda replies except for headphones and curly hair who are on their phones. Finally, coach starts a discussion, the first topic being religious freedom. Immediately Everest starts to explain the concept with fancy curly hair making an interjection here and there. As this is going on, galaxy and green shirt are still talking about their own thing and country girl, curly hair and headphones are on their phones. Galaxy starts a poke war between him and green shirt.
The class then goes off tangent about a private catholic school, Holy Fuck. Fancy curly hair states that she used to go to Holy Fuck until middle school and coach inquires if fancy curly hair knew his dad, senior coach dad. Fancy curly hair is initially confused but eventually remembers senior coach dad, saying that he was "cool and nice". Coach then starts to talk about his dad being the principle of Holy Fuck for a while. As this is going on galaxy and green shirt are still talking to each other, and now headphones, black shirt, and Everest have gone into their own conversation. Pretty girl stands up from her desk and throws something away in the garbage before sitting back down. It has been a couple of minutes but the class is still off topic (I don't mind, coach's stories are funny) and coach reminiscences about his time in catholic school when he was a kid. He shares one particular story about how serious nuns are. During lunch, one of the other kids had stolen coach's chocolate milk and drank all of it; coach did nothing at the time but as lunch ended he told one of the nuns who scolded the boy so hard that he cried and never stole milk from coach again. At this conclusion the students starts to makes jokes about nuns. Galaxy makes one joke (I didn't hear it) which makes coach look at him and frown, making a T with his hands (meaning timeout when someone says something inappropriate). Country girl and curly hair start to talk to each other, and fancy curly hair and pretty girl start to do the same to each other as well. Headphones, black shirt and Everest are off topic too. A loud remark from Everest prompts one of the girls to say "shut up Everest" resulting in that part of the class to laugh. Coach moves on to talk about different court cases, but no one is really taking notes anymore and are making some small remarks from time to time. Galaxy and green shirt are still talking about their own thing. Everest then starts to talk about the current slide, which causes fancy curly hair and pretty girl to laugh. During thins, fancy hair walks into the classroom and sits next to the girls. Galaxy then remarks about the current slide (moment of silence in schools) and starts a small discussion with coach about the possibility of being loud during a moment of silence and what would happen. During this, fancy hair talks to fancy curly hair and pretty girl (mostly pretty girl tho). Suddenly, fancy hair goes to fancy curly hair's desk and takes her soft drink and makes a comment about its contents. Coach has since moved on from the moment of silence and discusses other things, but Everest is the only one who really answers him. Fancy hair and fancy curly hair are talking but fancy hair gets up to spit out his gum before continuing the conversation. Everest and headphones are also talking, and galaxy and green shirt are still talking. Coach calls on sweatpants and quizzes him, which sweatpants hesitantly replies. Coach then says that his answer was correct and sweatpants proceeds to air pump in celebration. This is soon forgotten when headphones and Everest start to talk. As the discussion starts to get heated, fancy hair gets up and takes the trashcan from the door with him to his desk. Fancy curly hair makes a comment about the current discussion. Curly hair is on his phone at this time and galaxy, purple stripe, and green shirt are on their own discussion.
Coach then moves on to the next slide, which starts the show. Everest and fancy hair immediately start to get into an argument whether or not it is constitutional to have the 10 commandments posted on public university property. Everest then mentions Trump Univeristy with the rest of the class replying that Trump University is a joke. Fancy hair jumps back into the discussion stating that if the school can place the 10 commandment on public university grounds, then other religious groups can post their own stuff and talks about Satanists putting a statue of satan on the university. Coach replies that Satanists are protected under the 1st amendment and confirms that they could put a statue of satan on public university grounds, much to Everest protests. Purple stripe makes a joke about this but Everest angrily replies "stupid liberal ideology" (this guy is fucking gold, grade A material right here). Curly hair is still on his phone while this is going on. The next case is relatively calm andthere is a small discussion between Everest and headphones. The usual groups who are normally off topic (galaxy and green shirt, fancy hair, fancy curly hair and pretty girl) are talking while this discussion is taking place. However, this all soon changed when the subject of teaching creationism in public schools attacked. Holy fuck, the whole room was in a fury over this fucking topic with the main components being Everest and fancy hair. The 'argument' between them soon dissolved into personal attacks (I'm fucking losing my mind at this moment). Fancy hair remarks to Everest "do you really believe that the world was made in 7 days?" Everest responds that his religion is his own and he can believe whatever he wants. Annoyed by this, fancy hair remarks that this is what is "wrong with America, everyone believes in a book" and trash talks the majority of American citizens. Everest starts to interrupt him by making a claim that everyone is just as stupid if they blindly believe in scientists and starts to talk about how climate change due to global warming isn't real. Fancy hair interrupts him "do you really believe that the world is 6,000 years old?? there are fucking trees over 10,000 yrs old, Everest. How can deny scientific proof?"Before the situation escalates any further, coach steps in and stops the boys, moving on to the next conversation. Now that the main event is over, some of the students are on their phones and fancy hair , pretty girl and fancy curly hair start to talk between themselves. Coach then moves to the next slide,which contains an elderly lady smoking a huge blunt (and I mean fucking HUGE), sparking laughter and jokes around the classroom. Purple stripe lets out a long "daaaannng" at the picture. Galaxy and fancy hair start to talk about the issue while most of the class starts to get ready to leave. Everest start to interrupt fancy hair but before he can really say anything controversial, the bell rings and class is over.
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